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Memoirs of a Ninja:
Primordial Cast Recording CD

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Looking for a musical comedy soundtrack that is filled with hilariously unpredictable lyrics? Where irreverence takes a front seat to political correctness? And a college degree plus complete knowledge of 60s television shows are the minimal purchasing requirements?

WELL, THEN, YOU CAN STOP YOUR FRANTIC SEARCH RIGHT NOW!!!!

The full soundtrack of MEMOIRS OF A NINJA, the world's first martial arts musical comedy, is available on CD!

All eleven original songs written by Hoashi and Lewis (often confused with Martin and Lewis, those wacky caucasians) are here for you to re-live and possibly understand for the first time!


EVERY ORIGINAL SONG; EVERY ORIGINAL VOICE; EVERY INTENTIONALLY DISTURBING POLEMIC VERSUS MULTICULTURALISM!

PLUS a totally special bonus: a 12-page souvenir booklet filled with wacky stuff like complete song lyrics, and a completely genuine reproduction of a signed cast photo!


Just look at all the original music that you get!

CLICK ANY LINK BELOW TO HEAR A GLORIOUS CLIP!

[1] Assassination Rap
[2]
Love Your Fellow Ninja
[3] There's More Than Nunchucks to Life
[4]
Asian American Minority
[5] There's More Than Nunchucks to Life (Reprise)
[6] Go Forth and Assassinate
[7] Ninja In New York
[8] DOGS Haiku
[9] Blow Off the Roof / STOMPDogs
[10]
Won't Be a Ninja No Mo'
[11] Won't Be a Ninja No Mo' (Reprise)

NOTE: You need RealPlayer8 to hear these clips.

This ain't no one-shot lame-ass CD! We even use the word "Assassination" six hundred and twenty-two more times than Sondheim ever could in his musical "Assassins"!

IT'S YOUR CHANCE TO OWN A PIECE OF NEO-AMERICAN THEATRE HISTORY (IN THE FORM OF A CD)!

PRODUCTION CREDITS FOLLOW ...

MEMOIRS OF A NINJA
PRIMORDIAL CAST RECORDING

Music performed and recorded by
BRIAN LEWIS

Songs sung by
KEISUKE HOASHI, RON BAKER, V.RAY BODDIE, AIKO YAMAMOTO, VICKI ROVEL-KIRK, MIMI CHEN, ALICIA-LEE, BRIAN LEWIS

CD Produced by
KEISUKE HOASHI and BRIAN LEWIS

Engineered by
ADAM PIKE

Additional Engineering Magic by
LESLIE SPRING

Vocals recorded September 10, 2000
at SOUND ASYLUM, Pasadena, CA

Graphic Design by
HCI Hoashi Communications, Inc., New YorK